Monday, July 13, 2009

Give Me My Medicine

Medical science is advancing so quickly that it’s hard to keep abreast of developments.

In the U.K. the National Health Service recommends daily orgasms for teen health.

Swearing reduces pain.

Drinking alcohol can ward off dementia as well as heart disease.

President Obama’s health plan is having trouble getting through Congress. What’s the problem? If the plan will pay for our booze and sex and give us a cussing discount, the American people, including and especially Republicans, will support it overwhelmingly.

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