Don't Try This At Home

The curved cut does take some skill.

If the toilet won't fit,
One can't comfortably sit.

Hm-m-m, there must be a cleverer rhyme.

The Chronicle shows ten Horrible Home Inspection Photos. Your humble observer got quite a chuckle, not from a sense of superiority but out of self-recognition (there but for the grace of God...).

When one is an amateur do-it-yourselfer, one operates at the edge of disaster, such as the time when a simple faucet replacement nearly disabled a bathroom.

“Don’t be fooled by the array of electrical and plumbing goodies in the hardware shops. You don’t need to be licensed to buy them, but you most certainly need to be licensed to install most of them."