Taking My Medicine

I dropped by the local Lucky Supermarket to pick up a few items, and as usual I got distracted by a promotional display. Seagram's Escapes is a wine cooler in a tropical wrapping (actually, the bottle's fine print labels it "flavored beer").

I've been trying to cut down on the soda, and Escapes seems like an excellent replacement. It contains 3.2% alcohol--medical experts advise that a bottle a day is good for the health--and the price was right at 10 for $10.

In the interest of health research I will try each flavor over the next ten days. We must make sacrifices in the pursuit of knowledge.