Et Tu, Dave?

You know that Wednesday's debate must have gone really badly if one of your staunchest supporters makes jokes about it.

David Letterman's Top Ten list for Thursday, October 4th:

Top Ten President Obama Excuses 

10. "I haven't slept an hour since 2008"
  9. "Romney's hair is mesmerizing"
  8. "Didn't want to wake Jim Lehrer"
  7. "Haven't been the same since I quit smoking"
  6. "Honestly, I thought the debate was next week"
  5. "I live with my mother-in-law, what do you want from me?"
  4. "Kept blanking on what percentage of the country Mitt's written off"
  3. "Skipped rehearsal, just like Letterman"
  2. "Why don't you ask Bin Laden how I did?"
  1. "It's Bush's fault"