Sunday, August 17, 2014

Robin Williams, Episcopalian (!)

Robin Williams self-identified as one. Herewith his top 10 reasons to be an Episcopalian.
10.No snake handling.
9. You can believe in dinosaurs.
8. Male and female God created them; male and female we ordain them.
7. You don't have to check your brains at the door.
6. Pew aerobics.
5. Church year is color-coded.
4. Free wine on Sunday.
3. All of the pageantry - none of the guilt.
2. You don't have to know how to swim to get baptized.
And the Number One reason to be an Episcopalian:
1. No matter what you believe, there's bound to be at least one other Episcopalian who agrees with you.
Proving again that if it's funny it springs from truth.

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