|It looks gross, but I'm going to cut back on all this stuff|
The local IHOP is one of the few local places where you can get breakfast at night. There were only a couple of booths filled that evening, and not one was having breakfast.
Well, someone has to honor the tradition that requires consuming all the fats, sweets, eggs, and dairy in the larder. Fortified, we left the restaurant ready for 40 days of abstemiousness---at least that's my story and I'm sticking to it.