Duck and Cover

In a shocking display of speciesism, three men chased off ducks and geese just so that they could practice throwing around a plastic disk during a weekday lunch break.

The formerly peaceful waterfowl loudly expressed their displeasure, depositing digestive effluvia on peacefully parked cars as they flew overhead. I kept my mouth closed from a long-ago, literally bitter experience.

I avoided the first salvo and left. When stuff starts flying, don't stick around.