Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Condiment Crime

A Boise woman has been arrested for dumping mayonnaise, ketchup, and corn syrup down a library book chute. I'm shocked and horrified at her choice of condiments. Doesn't she know that vegetable salsa, balsamic vinegar, and Tabasco are healthier alternatives?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Those alternative condiments are more corrosive to the sheetmetal due to the acidity. She was being more thoughtful.