$5-off Spam at Costco.
A household inventory revealed that the larder was running low on the delectable lunch meat. Over a dozen cans had been consumed in the past year--could that be the cause of the elevated sodium, cholesterol, and triglycerides?
Stretching out the usage, it shouldn't be difficult to make it last. Today's 8-pack was marked "best if consumed by March 2019". Spam: the preferred food of Hawaiians, Hawaiian expats, and survivalists alike.