Immortality

Thirty years after his passing--and two years after the Sam Wo Restaurant was closed ignominiously by the San Francisco Health Department--the legend of "the world's rudest waiter," Edsel Ford Fong lives on at AT&T Park.

The food at the eponymous restaurant is overpriced and nothing special: orange chicken, broccoli beef, fried rice, etc. But it does comply with the health code, an improvement over Edsel's former employer.

"This no good! Go to Derby Diner!" I imagined Edsel shouting, and so I did. © 2014 Stephen Yuen