A Piddling Improvement

Science has proved what most men had already figured out. To minimize splash-back

a) when peeing into a toilet, aim not for the water but for the side of the bowl

b) when using a urinal, don't be a straight-shooter but point down and to the side.

"Fluid dynamicists" Tadd Truscott and Randy Hurd

built a specialized hose that simulated a guy taking a leak, then used high-speed photography to film it in action.

They presented their findings--where else--at a physics conference.

Of course, the best solution for the male solution is to sit: urine doesn't break up into droplets if it travels less than 5 to 7 inches before making contact. Not surprisingly, the Germans already have words to describe each position.

Guys, are you a Sitzpinkler or a Stehpinkler?

(Wired graphic)