Cellulo-Magnetism

The tree's magnetism attracts shopping cars.

There's a puzzling scientific phenomenon that may be observed in the local Costco parking lot. Trees appear to exert a magnetic "pull" on shopping carts.

We know that shoppers cannot possibly be so lazy that they wouldn't take an extra 30 seconds to walk the cart to the designated spot. Un-corralled carts can get loose and potentially cause damage to other cars or even wayward children.

I like trees as much as the next hugger, but if they don't stop being an "attractive" nuisance they'll have to be removed.