Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Sign on a Pool Fence

  • Active diarrhea must be a recurring problem to have merited nearly a third of the space on the sign.
  • Pool closures resulting from diarrhea are generally caused by kids, most of whom can't read the word.
  • "Active" diarrhea is verboten; does that mean inactive diarrhea is permitted?
  • "Active" and "inactive" are adjectives applied to volcanos.

    Volcanic diarrhea! the monkey mind flits from image to image, unable to stop, as it plunges into deep waters by the pool.
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