Marketing Malfunction

Tacky

The Baltimore Orioles are giving away Hawaiian shirts this Sunday. (First of all, Baltimore, real Hawaiians call them aloha shirts.)

Only the first 20,000 fans who are 15 or older can get the shirt; the age restriction is necessary to prevent permanent damage to children's developing esthetic judgment.

Better get in line early. Save money on your Halloween costume!

Classy

Now this is an impressive shirt. The style, not to mention subject matter, will make the wearer welcome in the classiest venues.

True, the shirt does cost $69, but looking good comes at a price.