|Chicken chow fun with black beans|
(Yes, "Orient" is non-PC, but it's run by Chinese owners, and there's a rule that a group can use self-referential words not permitted to outsiders.)
1) Is on the way home from the airport
2) Has ample parking during non-peak hours
3) Cheers customers with bright decor
4) Serves decent food at reasonable prices
My brother likes it and he picks up the check, which is always a good start to a trip.