Yak-yak

(Chronicle photo)

President Trump's sculpture is on tour at the San Francisco wax museum. Constructing his waxwork posed unique challenges:

Every other wax figure at Madame Tussauds has human hair, but Trump’s orange mane could not be realistically duplicated with anything human. The sculptor settled on yak hair.

An electric bullhorn offers visitors the chance to "sing your praises" or "shout your grievances."

Someday historians will look at the sturm and drang surrounding this President as funny. Yak-yak.