Tuesday, August 07, 2007

This Party's Over

In the wake of the wild swings in the financial markets, it’s time to dust off an oldie:

Q. How do you make a million dollars in the bond market?
A. Start with two million…….

Afterthought - a real estate corollary:

Q. How do you borrow 100% of the value of your house?
A. Buy it with 20% down...

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