Actress Kate del Castillo helped arrange the meet between El Chapo and Sean Penn. (Daily Mail) |
There are reports that while he was on the run El Chapo got surgery for erectile dysfunction.
Guess his chalupa had a little droopa.
Doctors tried to help him go from a soft shell to a hard shell.
He’s looking for a little cure-o for his churro.
Every time he took off his pants he said say hello to my really little friend.
Apparently he has a one “inch”-alada.
His amigo was taking a permanent siesta.
Told his doctor he had a floppy sombrero.
When his girlfriend saw it, she ran for the border.
Nothing will come out of his piƱata no matter how much he beat it.
(Guardian photo) |
Note: being the subject of ridicule does not seem to have hurt "skyrocketing" demand for $128 El Chapo shirts.
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