Embracing the Fake

I ordered some college paraphernalia, and they sent me the wrong shirt. It's two-sizes too big, I'm not a lawyer, and I didn't go to law school.

If I do wear it, people might get the impression that I'm smarter than I really am. Also, they might ask me about law stuff, and I could bluff them for only about 30 seconds.

Besides, going to a school named after a slave trader and owner is not cool and maybe even dangerous to the shirt wearer.

But I do like the shield emblem, and I do like the color. Eh, I'll keep it. When pressed, I'll say I got it from a friend.