Embracing the Suck (at the Dentist)

Stan the Dentist likes to keep up with technological advancements, but this year's coronavirus-protection device (right) wasn't in his long-range plan.

It's a combination vacuum hose and HEPA filter that supposedly sucks up the air and moisture emitted by the patient.

But as its mouth hovered noisily over mine, I could think of nothing else but the sandworms of Dune or the Graboids from Tremors. The disturbing movie imagery was further aggravated by the head-to-toe PPE that the dental assistants wore.

Dune sandworms

They resembled space-alien abductors who are about to begin an anal probe. Maybe they start at the other end?

The examination and cleaning went well--no signs of cavities or gum disease.

Unlike last time I didn't stop to socialize. Maybe we'll catch up at the next appointment in August.