Tuesday, November 16, 2021

Juicy Tidbits

Are you disappointed with the Nobel-Prize-winning New York Times?

Get The Nobel's Times instead!

It's not just lemon, it's Super Lemon!

When you pierce the crust of Lemon Taste Powder, bite through the mantle of Mild Lemon Candy, and reach the core of Super Lemon Candy, you too will exclaim, Oh! Juicy!

At $2.99 a package The Nobel's Times is a better value than the New York Times.

It's made in Japan and has the highest quality. There have been no recalls or retractions.

It will leave a sour taste in your mouth, but unlike the New York Times you will be smiling afterwards!

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