You Deserve Egg Whites Today

While placing an order for others this morning at the local McDonald's:

I’d like a Sausage McMuffin with egg whites.

“We have brown eggs.”

Never mind.

I didn't want to embarrass the earnest young newbie at the cash register by explaining the difference between egg whites and white eggs. Besides, the line was building up behind me.

If you're high maintenance and go to McDonald's, either adjust your expectations or don't bother going.