The top five good things about this latest example ofhaute couture:
5. French fashion statement of solidarity with Islamic sisters whose headscarfs are banned.
4. Provides precious additional seconds of air during terrorist gas attack.
3. Polarization keeps nasty UV rays out….cheaper than botox treatments!
2. Opaque version doubles as elegant evening wear for bank robbers.
1. Essential accessory for Red Sox fans after this year’s inevitable playoff disappointment.
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