Wednesday, December 09, 2015

Bark, the Angels Sing

Shopping malls are in secular decline, and so, it stands to reason, are employment prospects for mall Santas.

But have no fear, whitebeards, there's hope if you're willing to think outside the box. Who says that your customers have to walk on two legs or that they must tell you what they want for Christmas?

You may have to drop a few pounds before going down their chimney, however...

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