Tempting, But I'll Pass

According to Time:

Costco is selling just the thing—a 27-lb. bucket of one of America’s favorite comfort foods. The big box retailer is offering a massive bucket of mac and cheese with a shelf life so long that you won’t need to venture outdoors until the year 2039.

Your humble blogger loves food bargains like the above offering from Costco. At 50 cents per serving, it's tempting. However, I'll have to pass.

Reasons:
1) Insufficient storage space;
2) My cardiologist objects;
3) Lactose intolerance;
4) Expiration date beyond my own.